I really had no idea what to expect from My Spicy Vanilla when I first saw the link. Pretty much everything I review here at ThePornDude is spicy, and vanilla in this business has certain connotations outside of ice cream varieties. Truthfully, I sometimes use the flavor as a semi-insult, pushing content out of the kinkiest places and into the more sexual basics of your parents’ bedroom. My Spicy Vanilla might be a treat at the local gastropub, but my immediate thought was just how freaky it would be on an adult website: mild, medium, or extra-hot?
Based on the traffic MySpicyVanilla.com is pulling shortly after launch, I’m guessing it leans toward the naughtier stuff. The site uses AI to help you craft the sexy stories of your wettest dreams. Can over a million visitors a month be wrong? Sure, it happens, but I’ve found there’s usually at least some wisdom in the horny crowds. With that in mind, I decided to feed the machine some of my own dirty thoughts and see what pops out.
Welcome to the Future of AI Smut
We’re about a year into what I would call the emerging AI porn era, and I’ve spent a lot of time cataloging the various sites, emerging niches and technological marvels these kinky robot brains have brought us. I’ve seen a hell of a lot more AI chat sites than automated story writers, which I figure is a reflection on the popularity of sex chat over reading literary smut. It’s a format favored by eggheads, nerds and women more than the average internet pervert shaking his turgid cock at the screen, after all.
I’ve always been into porn stories in part because the brain really is one of our sexiest organs, and because of the sheer variety of the stuff, often incorporating fetishes and sex acts rarely featured on the big paysites, if ever. MySpicyVanilla looks at a glance like a nicer porn story archive, with a cute little logo and some clean, professional iconography out on the front page. Of the handful of AI story writers I’ve reviewed so far, it’s easily got the most polished and inviting presentation.
The tour-page hype reads well, with bullet points of features and brags about mentions by Fox, ABC, NBC and other news outlets. My only real complaint is a minor one, but I feel like some sample stories would help users get their creative juices flowing as well as offer some immediate insights into the quality of the material MySpicyVanilla.com is creating. Fortunately, there is a free trial, and it’s fairly generous.
Free users get a bonus story as soon as they sign up, and can generate another story or another chapter every 24 hours. They do cut you off after 10 freebies, but if you’ve ever had a story commissioned by a real, human erotica wordsmith, I’m sure you can already see the value. The limit for free chapters is a thousand words, which could easily cost you a couple Benjamins if you hired a guy off Reddit.
Co-Write Your Great Porn Novel for Almost Nothing
The value remains absurdly high even if you spring for a paid membership. Memberships are six bucks a day or $15 a month, or you can grab a yearly plan and pay half as much. Paying users get access to all the features of My Spicy Vanilla and can generate a whopping 50 chapters daily, a volume of wordy porno that will have you reading and fapping the day away in no time. Even as a huge fan of the format, I have a hard time imagining even having enough time to max out the daily allotment.
Subscribers get better memory, which is vital for longer yarns, and a boosted maximum word count of 4000 words. You also get improved prompt length and AI model quality, unlimited story characters, arcs and locations, advanced customization and better visuals that include erotic images. You also get AI editing assistance with your membership, which beats the hell out of paying a freelancer some extra money because your instructions weren’t quite specific enough to begin with. Speaking as a guy who’s done this kind of writing in the past, unclear instructions were the absolute fucking bane of my existence, but the robot doesn’t give a shit. It won’t include subtle jokes at your expense, which I totally would.
My Spicy Vanilla can also generate audiobooks with some of the best AI voices I’ve heard yet. The front-page sample about a gal in a curve-hugging dress really sounds passably human, a major step up from even the better fake voices on the AI chat apps I’ve been reviewing lately. It's kind of ironic that I’m hearing them first in a less popular niche, though I certainly ain’t complaining. If anything, it’s an enticement to get the virtual sexters to come give this service a shot, too.
And here’s what I think of as the small catch to the membership. The daily pass gets you a free audio credit, but you only get two per month with the regular subscription. It makes sense, given the increased resource demands for any kind of multimedia, and especially given the crazy quality of those synthesized voices. As with other AI sites, you may end up needing to pump some more quarters into the machine, but overall, I think the prices are fucking fantastic. Ten bucks will buy you five credits, but you get a better deal at the other end of the scale at 20 for $25; premium users get double credits for the same price.
Sleek, Easy and Absurdly Lifelike
For my first attempt at collaborating with the AI at My Spicy Vanilla, I decided to riff on a recent scene I shot for PornDudeCasting with Julia James where she broke into my house to shoot a porno.
The interface is sleek, easy to use, and has features I haven’t seen elsewhere. After defining my characters and a scenario, I chose some options off the Advanced menu: Sci-Fi as my preferred genre, Passionate Encounter as my central challenge, with a third-person narrative perspective and inventive creativity level.
MySpicyVanilla.com’s machine took just a couple minutes to bring my story to life, and lifelike it is! The opening paragraph sets the stage in my futuristic, sci-fi apartment with Blade Runner trappings, and I love how they start integrating my details right from the beginning. “Porn Dude lay sprawled across it, his oversized head resting on a pile of plush pillows, his snoring a rhythmic, almost comical rumble. His giant frame was barely contained by the bed, his big shoes still on, toes peeking out from under the blanket.”
Julia sneaks into my window “with the grace of a predator,” wakes me up and tells me she’s got something I’m going to love. One of my biggest questions going in was just how dirty MySpicyVanilla would get, and they did not disappoint in that respect. “With a slow, teasing motion, he pulled back the blanket, revealing his massive, throbbing erection. Julia’s breath caught in her throat as she took in the sight, her cheeks flushing with heat. She had heard the rumors, but seeing it in person was something else entirely.”
This is the first AI smut generator I’ve used that can generate pics, including erotic imagery. The one at the top of my tale features a guy and a gal in their underwear in a sci-fi apartment, though they didn’t include my giant head and oversized shoes.
My Spicy Vanilla story is now listed under My Stories in the Spicy section, and the machine helpfully tagged it with Voyeurism, Oral Sex, Exhibitionism, Anal and Size Difference. That automatic tagging will be really fucking useful to anybody who’s building their own collection of custom porn stories, ensuring nothing gets lost in the shuffle when you’re in a certain mood.
MySpicyVanilla.com is my favorite AI-powered porn story machine so far. The quality of the writing is realistic and titillating enough to make me feel for the real writers whose business it’s going to cut into, and the platform has a better feature set than other sites in the niche. You can generate pics to go with your stories, and the instant audiobooks sound so good you might forget it’s actually a robot rattling off those sweet nothings and filthy fantasies. The trial is generous, so go write a free story and see how excited you get about it.
