CumpstersReview

Speaking as something of a wordsmith myself, I’ve been a fan of Cumpsters from pretty much the moment I heard the name. It’s a simple but clever portmanteau, sandwiching two words together to form something new yet fully understandable from the moment it hits your ears. Yes, the gorgeous babes we’ll be gawking at today absolutely live up to their titular status as cum dumpsters. The site is exactly what you were hoping for, and arguably more as we’ll soon see.

As suggested by the title, Cumpsters.com is a premium hardcore porn site with a ton of creampies, though that’s kind of underselling the whole premise. For my money, the broader selling point is that these broads are getting fucked nastier than your average paysite, with a raw, real vibe that perfectly straddles the line between professional and amateur porno. The joint gets hundreds of thousands of visitors a month, so read on and I’ll explain why in more filthy detail.

Naughty Amateurs Hammered This Way and That

As far as the presentation goes, the tour page feels very much like any good, modern paysite. There’s an auto-playing montage of cock rides, blowjobs, double-ended finger cuffing and creampies at the top of the screen, and a spread of X-rated thumbnails stretching down the screen. As common as the design may be, it’s the actual content that really pops out even at a jaded pervert like myself.

The title suggests creampies, and yes, these Cumpsters get pumped full on the regular, but that’s just the beginning—or the ending, however you want to look at it. These chicks are doing all kinds of deeply freaky shit. Group sex is the norm here, as most of the previews out front feature multiple cocks going into multiple holes. There’s also some lesbian action, rounding out the spread of recent releases. Everybody’s getting fucked real fucking good around here.

Another major part of the formula here is all the fresh, beautiful faces attached to smoking hot bodies. I’m not sure where they’re finding these chicks, but they shoot with gorgeous amateurs and rising starlets. One of my only complaints about the general setup of Cumpsters.com is that there’s no Pornstars index like there is on almost any other adult website. Yesterday I visited one of their sister sites, SpyTug, and I had the same little nitpick. There are a lot of unnamed amateurs, but it’d be nice to be able to find the girls with more professional sex careers.

I had to poke around for a couple minutes before I spotted anybody I knew, but I was happy to see they’ve got Isabel Love in a couple different gangbang scenes. I boned her one-on-one at PornDudeCasting, and I couldn’t wait to see her in some group activities. I didn’t have to wait, either, because guests can watch five free videos. I love that you can select from the full catalog, and I loved that 66-second peek at Isabel even more.

A Hundred Cumpsters and Counting

Cumpsters.com offers VOD or regular monthly memberships. Prices for most videos start at around $4, with some outliers you’ve got to spend at least $19.95 to watch. I think the subscriptions are a much better deal, seeing as you get full, unrestricted access to the entire catalog for the same $30 you’d pay anywhere else. Discounts on longer plans ain’t bad, though they’re not the deepest I’ve ever seen. Be careful on the signup screen, because they try to opt you into a recurring $20 membership to GloryHoleSwallow. It’s a good deal, but nobody likes unexpected charges.

Downloads are included with your membership, too. Most platforms that offer both subscriptions and VOD tend to restrict downloads, so this was a nice, pleasant surprise once I got inside. I’m honestly curious how many people opt for the a la carte line when you get a better value on the whole lunch. The site’s been around long enough that I wonder if this a leftover legacy thing; maybe they opened up the video store when all the paysites were ditching downloads a few years ago, but now they’re following the reversing trend.

As I type this up, there are just over 100 Cumpsters movies to help you fap away the day. Their scenes typically clock in between 20 and 40 minutes, which adds up in a hurry. If you want to jerk your way through the whole stash, I hope you’ve got some sick days and personal lube squirrelled away. This is a serious undertaking for the serious masturbator.

The FAQ gives away the fact that Cumpsters.com is largely a one-man operation, which I’d kind of figured from the intimate vibes and those pro-am production values. My man says he does his best to add new updates every Friday, and while I’d probably cut him some slack on that front, he lives up to his promise. New movies come out steadily every seven days, so you’ve always got a treat waiting at the end of your work week.

He's also offering a VIP loyalty rewards program to members who’ve stuck around for at least a hundred days. You can’t buy your way into VIP mode, but the rewards stack as your subscription runs on. The content you unlock can’t be viewed any other way, which is a unique perk in an industry so fucking full of recycled content. Are you a real fan or what?

Fapping to the Cumpsters Collection

Once I got my account set up, I took a long, hard look at the most recent Cumpsters movie. It’s a 23-minute film and the description says it’s this chick’s last gangbang, “so enjoy!” I pressed the Play button, intending to do just that. After a quick site logo, we see the black-haired hottie on her hands and knees, ass up in the air as she sucks a BBC. A hand reaches in from the other side for a handful of cake as she slurps and glurps loudly.

Group scenes can often suffer from poor camera angles; there’s so much going on at any moment that inexperienced hands have a hard time capturing it all. The camerawork here is simple, consisting of smooth handheld shots, and the framing is fantastic, giving us plenty of beautiful views and fapworthy angles. The lighting is solid, keeping the participants illuminated in a dark room without the harshness you often see in similar setups. I love how there’s a porno movie playing on a big screen as they shoot another fresh fuck flick.

The sex is hot and dirty, and man, the raw but polished aesthetic really bumps it up to another level. It’s pornographically filthy but still feels more like a random amateur encounter than the fake hookup scenarios offered by the reality porn sites. “Who’s next?” the babe asks before hopping on another cock, the creampie counter in the corner steadily creeping up over the course of the video.

The model’s name isn’t mentioned anywhere, but there is a link to another one of her Cumpster gang bang scenes below the video. This one features an extensive Q&A session similar to my early work over at PornDudeCasting before I started shooting more traditional scripted scenes. It’s a candid and lengthy interview that comes off as fully legit, without any fake stories or phoned-in enthusiasm. Then she plays with herself using a vibrator before the dudes enter the scene. Again, there’s a dirty movie playing in the background the whole time.

Cumpsters.com exceeded my expectations today. I came here expecting to see some creampies, and while I saw plenty, the whole site has a lot more to offer than just messy finishes. This is very well-made pornography, capturing some of the very best elements of both amateur and professional smut. The girls are gorgeous, freaky and largely unknown, and they’re being showcased by an auteur with a keen eye for the really dirty stuff. The previews are pretty generous here and let you get a feel for that raw feel I’m so excited about, so start there and see how hard and drippy you get.