Spy Tug! I feel like the handjob doesn’t always get as much love as it should in porno, and it seems the fine folks over at SpyTug feel the same way. Personally, I’d take a handy from a pretty girl over a solo wank at home any day of the week. I’ve had a lot of manually skilled guests over at PornDudeCasting, but I don’t always have a professional on hand to use her hands. No worries, though, because I can get my vicarious thrills through this next website.
SpyTug.com is a premium porn site with an emphasis on handjobs. These girls have great grip, not to mention hungry mouths and eager pussies, which I’ll tell you all about shortly. The site’s been around for years and pulls close to a hundred thousand visitors a month, and this seems like a good day for a little visit to their virtual erotic massage parlor. I have a feeling I’m going to have a very happy ending.
Raw, Real, and Hardcore as Hell
One of the very first things that struck me when I pulled up the Spy Tug tour page, besides all the pretty girls and all the dick pulling, was the overall vibe of the place. They’ve got a certain low-fi charm, straddling the line between real homemade porno and the fancy stuff the big names are putting out. Sets are clean massage parlors, and most shots are filmed with basic stationary angles. The lighting is pretty simple but works for the relatively dark rooms, without the harshness you sometimes get on sites like BlackedRaw.
The casting helps enhance that vibe, too. They’re not shooting with a lot of the biggest names in the business, but they’ve got a ton of gorgeous amateurs and bona fide pornstars. I was greeted by a sea of fresh, beautiful faces and a few girls I recognized from PornDudeCasting. Isabel Love and Jade Greene have both been featured in recent updates, and I had a feeling I’d see more of my one-time costars inside. If I have any complaint about the setup of the website, it’s just that there’s no browsable menu of models anywhere.
Despite the name, the fun ain’t limited to just handjobs. SpyTug.com features a nice range of hardcore activities, from the titular tugs to blowjobs, dick rides and even a fair amount of lesbian action. While girl-on-girl scenes don’t necessarily fall cleanly into the “tug” category, I don’t think anybody is going to be complaining.
Guests can watch five free video previews before getting cut off. I love that they let you choose from the entire stash from their entire run, which I think paints a much more complete picture than the joints that tease you with a montage outside and then keep everything else a secret. How many times have you clicked a “Play” button that just sent you to a signup page? God, I hate that shit.
Monthly Memberships, Weekly Releases and VOD
Memberships to SpyTug are thirty bucks a month, the usual price for most paysites, with decent discounts on the longer plans. Be careful on the payment page, where they try to auto-opt you into a $20 add-on subscription for CumClinic. It’s a nice break on the regular CumClinic plan, but nobody likes surprise charges on their credit card bill.
SpyTug.com also has VOD available, with movies running around $20 to $25. When I saw the scenes up for sale separately, I figured that meant downloads weren’t included. Turns out I was wrong, because members can download whatever they want. The VOD pricing doesn’t make a lot of sense, but I guess it could theoretically save you a few bucks if you just want one and only one Spy Tug video.
There are over 700 SpyTug movies in the catalog as of this writing. Runtimes are not the most generous in the business, typically clocking in at around 20 minutes, but I think they make up for it in volume. I wish there was a duration filter to find the longest pictures, but they do have a handful of nice category filters to find your sex acts of choice.
They also put out a new Spy Tug movie every week like clockwork. Weekly releases are what I like to see on any site you have to pay for, and I really appreciate when they come on the same day every week. Every Friday, there’s a new porno to watch while imitating the on-screen hand motions, a little treat for finishing another 40-hour grind. You deserve it, my horny friends!
Tugging While Watching SpyTug
There’s this sexy Latina named Mila who I thought looked a lot like Cardi B in her thumbnail for a recent Spy Tug movie, so that’s where I began my official fap test. The film’s only 11 minutes long, a bit skimpy, but my dick started getting long when Mila appeared on screen in a skimpy little outfit. She rubs him down, telling him he doesn’t need to be shy as he enjoys the massage.
She finds some tension in his thighs, which she rubs out before removing the blanket for a different kind of rubbing out. Mila climbs between his legs, runs her hands all over him, then spits on his dick, licks it and mouths the whole damn thing. I bought my mom a coupon for a massage on Mother’s Day, but I have a feeling her masseuse didn’t use the same techniques. I’m sure she would have told me!
The camera doesn’t move at all during the encounter, making the title literal: I feel like I’m a voyeur spying through a hole at the erotic massage parlor. “You like it sloppy?” asked Mila between slurps. I answered out loud, and worried for a moment that they’d hear me behind the wall. It feels very intimate, the kind of vibe you’re more likely to get from good amateur porn than the more professional stuff.
“Let me show you what this ass can do,” Mila says after the dude compliments it. She gets on top of him backwards, teasing his dick with cake before bouncing on it. The cowgirl did him in, and she hopped off just in time to catch his whole big-ass load with her mouth. There are a couple minutes of cleanup afterward, the kind of thing that would be left out of most pornos, but it fits the massage theme perfectly. I love how attentive Mila is the entire time, making sure he’s fully satisfied with his Spy Tug.
You can’t click a pornstar’s name to find more, so I tried typing Mila’s name into the search bar to see if she had any other material on the site. This is currently her only one, but hopefully she’ll be back at some point to shoot some more. In the meantime, I pulled up the latest release, which features a couple babes in lingerie doing the tugging.
Again, I love the whole erotic massage setup with the attentive girls, now doubling the fun. There’s a lot more jerking in this one, with both women frequently bobbing their heads to lube him up with spit. There’s less talking in this one, but there is some sexy giggling between slurps and jerks. Both chicks are smoking hot, and I was hard as a rock even before the chick whispered, “Want her to fuck you?” This is exactly my kind of massage!
I knew I was going to be impressed as I made my way around the tour area, but SpyTug.com ended up being even more fun than I’d expected. There’s a ton of the handsy action hinted at in the title, giving fans plenty to play along to at home, as well as the usual blowjobs, cowgirl rides and lesbian scenes you expect from any good paysite. The overall vibes are going to be another one of the big selling points, as I love the production and the massage parlor scenarios. If you’re still too scared to ask for your own happy ending, this one’s a sure thing.
