It's not often that I talk about windmills much in my various porn-fuelled adventures across the world of sex, is it? However, you never know what's going to crop up on my desk on a day in the life of The Porn Dude, and it seems that today is definitely a windmill kind of day, my horny friends!
Usually, the only time my name gets associated with windmills is whenever you speak to the kind of women I’ve fucked who's been left somewhat hypnotized by the sight of me bursting into the bedroom and spinning my mighty porn-trained cock around in circles like a windmill in a gale and causing them to go wild with excitement.
Then again, there was that horny Dutch MILF who wasn't always able to get free time at home, so she used to meet me at a local windmill not far from her house. Man, I still remember the gorgeous view over the canal from that windmill as I plowed her tight Dutch ass so damn hard that she ended up squirting over her clogs.
But the windmill I'm going to be talking about with you today is something totally different. You see, as you all know, I'm constantly on the front lines of the latest technology to hit the sex toy scene. I've been curious about the new patented windmill technology that is making women gush left, right, and center, and a lot of it is coming directly from Vivifie.com.
What is Vivifie.com?
‘’Spin, tease, and surrender.’’ That's the quick and simple tagline that vivifie.com is using to market itself these days, but what the hell are they actually talking about? Well, this is an innovative sexual brand that has hit the scene in recent years with a different way of doing things when it comes to making chicks, well, cum!
This is a sex toy firm that tends to think that the age-old style of vibrating sex toys is out of fashion and has patented a new technology that consists of a naughty little windmill built into the G-spot-hunting sex toys that are said to be able to turn women into a dribbling mess of pure sexual pleasure.
What Kind of Female Pleasure Can Vivifie.com’s Features Unleash?
Now, those are indeed bold words to come out with, right? It's now time for me to see whether Vivifie.com can put their money where their mouth is and back this toy up. I want to take a look at some of the standout features of their windmill dildo to see whether it's really worth considering adding to your sex to Arsenal or not.
● Ten Perversely Spinning Tongues - The first thing you'll notice about the wheel that's built into the shaft of the sex toy is the fact that it comes with a set of separated tongues that are intent on doing a total number on your G-spot. There are ten of them in total, and they all ensure that they spin in a way that’ll make your toes curl up, and your eyes start rolling to the back of your head. But if you're wondering just how fast this wheel can turn and what it can deliver, look at the next point the brand makes and you'll quickly find out.
● 24 Licks Per Second - Pretty much every woman out there no doubt dreams of finding a man who can somehow stick his tongue so far up her wet cunt that it feels physically impossible before being able to unleash a rapid fire of licks on her G-spot until she gushes all over his face. In the past, this was usually the kind of thing that female fantasies were made of, but this is a sex toy brand that promised to bring you just that because the spinning wheel is sad to be able to deliver 24 motherfucking licks per second on a woman's honey pot. Fuck me, you'd better prepare for this ride, right?
● Deep G-Spot Penetration - And last but not least, we come to the actual design of the toilet itself, where the wheel is housed. This is a classically aubergine-shaped dildo that is designed to not only stretch your pussy comfortably to pleasurable levels but also compress your G spot in a way that ensures you'll never miss it ever again. Once these toys are inside you, one can only imagine the utter amount of soaking-wet goodness it could potentially unleash. Put a damn towel down, girls, for the love of porn!
Design of the Store
Vivifie.com kicks things off with a white header bar, where you will find a very sleek-looking logo that spells out the brand name in positive tones of green. This is followed by a main menu that has links to the toy’s official landing page, the homepage, an about and contact page, and a detailed insight into the brand's history.
Then, there is a hero section that introduces you to the site’s homepage, and it's made up of a gorgeously photographed marketing shot of the windmill sex toy being held in a hot woman’s hand and really does a fine job of introducing you to its various aesthetics and features at a glance.
After this comes an excerpt of an official review given to the toy by the acclaimed XBIZ magazine, and it's exceptionally positive. This is followed by a call to action introducing you to the toy's standout features, as well as a promotional video that is pretty much generic stock footage with some sensual music played over it.
Towards the bottom half of the Vivifie.com homepage, you'll see everything from a selection of female adult influencers posing with the toy as well as more calls to action and moving images that show you the various features of the toy in action to remind you of the kind of orgasm this can deliver.
What I Like Most About it
I'm a sucker for any innovative sex toys to hit the scene, and while I saw plenty come and go, it does indeed feel like Vivifie.com has brought something unique to the table here. With a windmill built into the dick’s shaft that can deliver a woman's twat with 24 naughty licks per second, it’s safe to say that this toy can no doubt unleash utter carnage in a woman's bed and have her having to change the bedsheet when she's done cumming all over it.
The design of the site is also pretty damn impressive, too. Vivifie.com has gone for a straight-to-the-point and straightforward design that does a great job of cutting through the bullshit and doesn't overwhelm you with unnecessary content. Instead, it just shows you the key features of the toy and why it's worth buying. This is how a landing page is done!
Another underrated aspect of the site is the gallery towards the bottom of the homepage, where you can see various equally well-known and slightly underrated adult influencers posing with the toy. This is a great way to show the toy in action amongst many female models who we know and love. On top of that, there's always a solid review of the toy on XBIZ to back up its notoriety.
What I Don’t Like
The only part of Vivifie.com that was dull and lackluster was the promotional video inserted into the middle of the homepage. We all know that videos like this can really slow a website down, so they really need to hit home to make up for the massive amount of site RAM they can use. However, I really wasn't impressed by this generic reel of stock footage and sensual music that doesn't include any footage of the toy in action at all.
Suggestions I Have for Vivifie.com
While it's often a great idea to add a hard-hitting product video to the landing page of a toy like this, I suggest that Vivifie.com come up with a different one that focuses harder on the toy itself rather than generic stock footage. Instead, create some footage of women handling the toy in person, and they will no doubt have a much better effect on the people who are considering buying it.
Conclusion
Well, I reckon that the innovative features of the G-spot toy that Vivifie.com brings to the scene are definitely enough to make any female who sticks it in their slippery pussy never be able to look at a windmill in the same way again.
Overall, this is a badass-looking toy with a sleek website, but the only thing that let it down is a somewhat dull and generic promotional video on the site's homepage.
