What do you look for in a Yummy Couple? Speaking as something of a pervert myself, I love watching a duo who’s deeply horny for each other, and the gal is ideally a smoking hot babe with a predilection for filthy on-camera sex. Lucky me, that’s exactly the type of kinky pair I found when I pulled up the titular site today. I haven’t had lunch yet, but maybe this is exactly the kind of yummy treat I need before I go take care of my other human needs. Priorities, priorities…
As many of you fine perverts have likely guessed from the name, YummyCouple.com is a premium site hawking amateur porn featuring a stunning MILF and her very lucky man. They get tens of thousands of visits per month, which is impressive as hell for a personally branded homemade porn site. The traffic alone would have caught my eye, but if you want to know the truth, it was the front-page visuals that really lured me in for the full show. Read on and I’ll tell you all about it.
Meet the Yummy Couple of YummyCouple
A smiling mama covered in jizz with her tits out was the first thing I saw when I pulled up YummyCouple today. While she’s only half of the equation in the name, she’s arguably a much bigger draw than her dude, no matter how big his loads are. Even the promo text, a tour-page standard that I rarely mention in my reviews, added to the excitement as I landed. “Pregnancy made me hate sushi,” Lilly writes, “but LOVE cum.” A lot of sites mention the same general checklist of blowjobs, facials and cum showers, but the personal invitation feels a lot more intimate.
There are some free sample videos to get a sense for the kind of vibe they’ve got going on. This is the polished end of the amateur pornography spectrum, more similar to the stuff I’m putting out at PornDudeCasting than your average iPhone blowjob or even the content you find on OnlyFans. You only get a few free previews per day, after which they ask you to put some tokens in the machine. The full membership is a better deal than the Video On Demand (VOD), but I’ll get into that later. In the meantime, get a load of all those loads!
The Yummy Couple is getting down in all kinds of nasty ways, with an emphasis on cum. The stuff was dripping all over the place in the samples I watched, and I love all the little variations. There are cumshots after a shower, cumshots in hotel rooms, and cumshot compilations shot from her POV. As I type this up, they’re previewing an upcoming anal scene, Lilly’s very first. The title? “My Anal Defloration Ended in a Mess of Cum” sure keeps with the theme.
Cheap Tickets and Cum Training Included
Halfway down the tour page, the male half of YummyCouple.com hypes some of his own services.
Mr. Yummy offers cum training instruction with one-on-one support. The goal here is bigger loads with no pills or supplements, just pure pussy-pleasing cream of dude. You can sign up for these wholesome lessons for $29 worth of tokens, but they’re also included in the membership, which is just a much better deal overall.
Yummy Couple is charging a few bucks less than most paysites, with a deeply discounted first month. It’s $25 a month with fifty percent off for the first cycle, and a yearly plan that breaks down to just ten bones a month. All memberships include unlimited streaming of their yummy cum encounters.
Members also get a free month from a bonus paysite, and they’ve got twenty to choose from. The current spread includes outfits like The Habib Show, JAVhub, Ricky’s Room and Dire Desires. Don’t forget to check out my reviews if you’re curious what’s actually on the menu at these other fine and filthy establishments.
YummyCouple.com ain’t your average paysite, either. Good luck getting through to the models via one of the big sites like Brazzers, where they probably ain’t even going to read your comments posted beneath the vids. Members here have access to live and direct chat with the Yummy Couple themselves, similar to what you’d get from an OnlyFans membership. Again, it increases the level of intimacy that you’re already going to feel from the raw, real vibes of the flicks on tap.
Given the intimate setup and the fact that the spot is run by just one Yummy Couple, I was honestly expecting a small collection compared to most paysites. The two are clearly very hot and bothered for each other, because holy shit, they’ve already got around 330 videos. The one small catch is that most are relatively short films compared to what you’d get from a typical big-studio paysite. I’d say the average length is about ten minutes, but there are some nice outliers; the latest flick, Enjoy My pussy, clocks in at nearly 80 minutes long.
I couldn’t find upload dates, which means I can’t tell you how often YummyCouple is adding new content. It’s a minor bummer, but I was more disappointed by the download situation. The bullet list of membership perks on the signup page says Unlimited Downloads are included, but once I got inside, I found you have to spend tokens on anything you want to save for offline viewing. I’d rather spend a few extra bucks supporting an amateur couple’s little studio than a major one, but I really wish they were upfront about the actual pricing within.
Putting in My Practice Faps
I was really curious about that Cum Training thing they’re hawking, so that was my first stop once I made my way into the member’s area. The page mostly consists of testimonials, as well as one 14-minute “Cum Training Tutorial”. The video opens with a magnificent cumshot compilation before going into detail about the training itself. There’s a lot of up-close footage of Mr. Yummy stroking his raging boner, and the descriptions strike a nice balance between clinical, educational, and pornographic.
Honestly, I was ready to call bullshit on the whole Cum Training program, but I’m going to come back later and experiment with some of these techniques. I do pride myself on being a world-class professional masturbator and dick-slinging porn stud, and this feels like an online college class in just my major. I’m sure my guests at PornDudeCasting will appreciate it.
I really wanted to dig into that porno, though, so I put aside my studies and checked out one of the recent flicks that caught my eye out front. Lilly’s wearing a really sexy little number in Roller Skate Cutie Makes You Cum, to say nothing of the nasty shit she’s doing in the thumbnail. I clicked the Play button and my semi turned into a solid in the opening moments, which featured Lilly touching herself and flashing her tits while standing at the edge of the road. Goddamn, I love public stuff!
They move inside before it gets too hot and heavy, but we start getting some better views of the goods immediately. The indoor masturbation is far more explicit, and I have to give props to Mr. Yummy for his stellar camerawork. No shit, I wonder if the dude’s had experience in the industry outside of his work with Lilly.
Our steady-handed cameraman soon gets in there to help pet Lilly’s kitty with some POV shots, and they pass the camera back and forth to get more angles. I’m not bullshitting you when I tell you I’m impressed with pretty much every element on display, from the production, to the smoking hot MILF, to the hardcore quality of the fucking. This is not at all your average bit of homebrew pornography!
My suggestion is to check out the tour area, take in the samples and see how you feel. If you think Lilly is hot and you love raw but beautifully captured, cum-drenched hardcore action, the cheap tickets are worth every penny. YummyCouple.com’s recipe really does combine some of the greatest ingredients of amateur porn (the unrestrained and genuine passion), the high-end professional stuff (gorgeous production and filthy fucking), and even OnlyFans subscriptions (the intimacy of DMs). My dudes, I feel like I’m about to pop, so if you’ll excuse me, I need to find a tissue or something ASAP.
