It’s hard to imagine it now, but there was a time, not all that long ago, when porn fans were forced to beat their meat to whatever smut they could get their hands on. It’s safe to say that, for a lot of people around the world, the selection on offer wasn’t all that great, and you had to adopt a ‘’beggars can’t be choosers’’ mentality.
But nowadays? Fuck me! You have a smorgasbord of smut on offer, and it’s usually only a mere click of a button away via the phone sitting in your pocket. Whether you want to see busty stepmoms showing their 18-year-old stepsons what the real definition of sex is or are keen to see a big-dicked shemale put her pole to work in some willing slut’s ass, the world of modern porn has you covered.
And this abundance of smut has also led to a few new concepts springing up. One of them is called Rule 34, and it consists of a theory that ‘’if it exists, you’ll find porn of it somewhere.’’ In turn, this rule has led to a string of porn sites popping up that are designed to prove it right. One of them is called Rule34.pw and it’s one I’m going to bring you into today.
What is Rule34.pw?
Rule34.pw is one of the many Rule 34 porn platforms in the world that aims to curate a collection of cartoon smut and Hentai that is so vast and diverse that it stands as living proof that the whole concept of Rule 34 is legit and not just some bullshit a porn fanatic came up with when they were 18 hours deep into a Gooning session.
From static images to moving GIFs and videos, the site lets you explore a wealth of Rule 34 porn using search terms or content tags, and there’s literally no telling what kind of XXX themes you’ll find within. Hell, one scroll into the porn portfolio on the site’s homepage alone brought me everything from Pokemon porn to The Incredibles smut!
What’s the Rule 34 Porn Like on Rule34.pw?
But if you’re one of the many people who are staring at the homepage of Rule34.pw and wondering where the hell you should even begin, don’t worry because I’ve got your horny ass covered as always. Next, I want to introduce you to some of the wildest Rule 34 porn that I was able to uncover deep in Rule34.pw’s archives, and, needless to say, some of it was downright wild!
● A Wild Night With the She-Hulk - When this busty redhead hooked up with the She-Hulk, she didn’t know what to expect. But when the bedroom door closed, and she watched her favorite superhero strip naked to reveal a massive pair of green tits and a throbbing she-cock, she knew she was going to be in for a wild night. This Rule 34 porn sketch takes you through the highlights of their debauched night in, with the She-Hulk using this ginger slut’s throat like a pussy before pounding her brains out in missionary so damn hard that she forgets her own name. There are lots of superb little details in this porn sketch that I love, such as the array of cum-filled condoms littering the bed, showing you how many sessions the She-Hulk has unleashed upon her worn-out cunt!
● Choose Your Weapons and Make Her Day, Punk! - And now we have some glorious Gloryhole porn cartoons that will really get your porn engines going. This POV porn art shows you face-to-face with the perfect ass of a Hentai slut who has been locked into a human Gloryhole wall that leaves half of her body hanging out for you to play with. Lining the wall on either side of her exposed holes are everything from extreme anal beads to powerful clitoral wands, and it’s down to you to choose which sex toys you want to deploy on her waiting holes, or maybe you just keep it old-school, and slide your cock into her pussy. It’s visibly dripping love juice all over the floor and practically begging for attention.
● Oh, It’s a Pirate’s Life For Me! - In this gorgeous piece of Rule 34 porn art, we see the wild fate of a rebellious 19-year-old laid bare. Set in the 18th century, this blonde-haired maiden is tired of a life of aristocracy and runs away to join the pirate bands that linger off the coast of her hometown. However, all of the tales she read about in her books turned out to be romanticized bullshit. There was a place for her on the pirate vessel, alright, but it wasn’t how she had imagined it. She is quickly turned into the 18th-century version of a walking Fleshlight and becomes a free-use fuck doll for the entire pirate crew to use, and, it’s safe to say, they don’t discriminate when it comes to which holes they want to fuck. It’s a swashbuckling adventure that leads to the salt levels of the sea rising higher, if you know what I mean.
● We Wanna Stay Virgins… Kinda - This dude has had his eye on two smoking hot Thots at college for a while, and there’s nothing he wants yo do more than to fuck their brains out. Hell, the feeling is mutual, but these chicks are determined to keep their virginity. However, women are ingenious creatures, and they offer him a workaround that fits everybody’s needs. Pressing their plump asses together, they spit on their asscheeks and let this horny fucker slide his cock between them and fuck the night away. With his dick engulfed in ass meat, it doesn’t take long before he busts a nut and drenches their black stockings in his seed.
Design of the Site
Rule34.pw has a pretty simplistic design in place that makes the site easy to use for the most part. It’s a scrollable theme that allows you to search for Rule34 porn using the tags system and then scroll through it to your heart’s content. Now, let’s take a closer look at what it has going on!
The site begins with a somewhat boring logo that spells out Rule34.pw’s name in a generic font. This is followed by a main menu following the same style that has links to the homepage, trending R34 porn, content tags, top content, and a guide to using the site. Below is a large search bar with a filter that lets you sort the results according to the newest, most popular, and least popular.
And then you have a collage of the latest Rule 34 porn results on the site. Each piece of content comes with a tag telling you that it’s a video, GIF, or photo, and the content that moves tends to do so automatically, which is a great time-saving feature for those looking to consume as much smut as they can in a short space of time.
What I Like Most About it
What impressed me most about Rule34.pw was the sheer abundance of porn it had to offer. It’s safe to say that I really pushed this site’s search bar to the limit, and I was never disappointed by the results it churned out. It aims to be a standing example of how Rule 34 is legit, and it’s doing a damn good job of it so far.
Another cool element of Rule34.pw was how the video and GIF content played automatically on the search results page. This means you can enjoy the smut from the landing page without having to leave it and lose your place in the search results. All of them played pretty smoothly, too!
Rule34.pw is also very well optimized, with a great selection of content tags and niches for you to make your way through. This makes the site really easy to navigate, and getting your horny hands on the porn you want is almost flawless. But why do I say ‘’almost?’’ Well, you’re about to find out if you keep reading!
What I Don’t Like
While Rule34.pw is pretty badass for the most part, the site lets itself down by deploying a common plague to be found on so many other R34 porn platforms: forced redirect ads. Whenever I clicked on the site’s content or tried to navigate to different areas, I was pulled away to some random third-party website that I didn’t want to go to, ruining my wank entirely!
Suggestions I Have for Rule34.pw
There are ample places on Rule34.pw for the site to roll out cool banner ads that don’t inadvertently piss the users off, and I’d advise the team behind Rule34.pw to do so rather than using the pain-in-the-ass forced redirects because they only serve to detract from an otherwise badass site.
Conclusion
Well, Rule34.pw does indeed have a massive array of porn that does justice to the whole idea of Rule 34 being legit, and exploring its vast wealth of porn was a lot of fun for the most part. But I say for the most part because the site lets itself down by dragging the users away from it through those forced redirect ads. Sad!
